Free Tabs If The Knicks Win — On The Haus

01Two outcomes, zero downside

Either way,
you win the night.

There are only two ways Saturday can go. We priced both of them so that neither one costs you a thing beyond one flat fee — quoted up front, before you say yes.

If the Knicks win

Every tab
covered.

You made the boldest promise in the neighborhood — and kept it. The coverage pays out and backs every dollar of those tabs. Your cost stays exactly what we quoted. Every person in the room goes home a legend, a regular, and a megaphone for your bar.

Your cost: the flat fee. Nothing more.

If the Knicks lose

Full tabs.
Full registers.

The promo never triggers — no free tabs owed. Everyone pays in full, and the house was packed with people who wouldn’t have walked in otherwise. Your flat fee just became the best marketing spend of your year.

Your cost: the flat fee. Your take: the whole night.

You can’t lose money. You can only pack the bar.

02The math, in the open

A real night,
by the numbers.

Take a typical Finals crowd: 120 covers at a $75 average tab. Here is the entire universe of what can happen to your money.

Knicks lose · promo never triggers

$9,000

Collected in full. A packed house pays every tab. Your flat fee was the price of the busiest night of your season.

Knicks win · coverage pays out

$0

Your downside. The payout backs every dollar of every tab. You break even on the night — with a room full of brand-new regulars.

Either way · quoted before you commit

1

Flat number. One fee, agreed up front. It doesn’t move, it doesn’t surprise you, and it is your entire exposure.

Where does the money come from? Your coverage is backed by CFTC-regulated event contracts on Kalshi, purchased and sized to your crowd before tip-off. If the Knicks win, the contracts pay out — and the payout lands before the final whistle.

03How it works

Three steps.
Zero homework.

01

Tell us about your bar

Bar name, your name, expected crowd. The form takes 60 seconds — that’s genuinely everything we need to price your night.

60 seconds

02

We call back with one flat number

Within the hour. One number, everything included — no variables, no fine print, no surprises. You say yes or no. No is fine.

Within the hour

03

Announce it. Pack the Haus.

Post it on Instagram. Chalk it on the board. Text your regulars. We handle the hedge behind the scenes — your only job Saturday is pouring for a full room.

Game night

Start step one→

No commitment until you hear the number and say yes.

04It already happened

“We want our customers to feel the magic of this moment. We can make the boldest possible promise — and know we’re covered no matter what.”

AF

Andy Freedman Owner, The Jeffrey · Upper East Side · ran it for Game 1

The story ran in Bloomberg MarketWatch Semafor Kalshi

05Straight answers

Asked by
every owner.

What does it actually cost?

One flat fee, sized to your expected crowd and quoted before you commit to anything. That number is your entire exposure — it covers our service and the hedge contracts. It doesn’t change after you say yes.

What if the Knicks win and the tabs are huge?

That’s the whole point of the hedge. Your coverage is backed by CFTC-regulated event contracts on Kalshi, sized to your crowd before tip-off. Knicks win, the contracts pay out — and the payout lands before the final whistle.

Do I have to commit to get a quote?

No. The form takes 60 seconds, the callback takes ten minutes, and “no thanks” is a complete sentence. Most owners just want to hear the number. Fair.

How late can I sign up for Game 5?

Coverage locks at tip-off — Saturday, 8:30 PM ET — but don’t cut it close. We cap the number of bars we cover per game because hedge liquidity is finite, and you’ll want time to announce the promo and fill the room.

06Get covered

Game 5 is
Saturday night.

Leave your info and we’ll call back within the hour with one flat number. Hearing it costs nothing and commits you to nothing.

⚡ Coverage is capped per game — first come, first covered

Get my flat quote Taking Game 5 requests

Bar name Please enter your bar’s name

Your name Please enter your name

Phone — we call this number Enter a valid US phone number

Expected crowd on game night Please select a crowd size

Callback within the hour. No commitment, no card, no spam — one call with one number.

✓

You’re in line.

We’ll call within the hour with one flat number for Game 5 coverage. Hearing it commits you to nothing.

No call within the hour? Jump the line: (212) 555-0100 or cover@hedgethehaus.com

Either way,you win the night.

Every tabcovered.

Full tabs.Full registers.

A real night,by the numbers.

Three steps.Zero homework.